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All stories on this site are fiction, and all characters in this fiction are 18 years of age or older. All characters are invented, any use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The content of this site is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

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Erotic Fiction

"If I don't have an erection when I'm doing a drawing, I know it's no good." -Tom of Finland


what's this shit about?

Filling In
  Nate lives with his parents in his boring small town. Thankfully his brother's best friend returns from California and spices things up.
Cream-Filled
  "Kevin and Toby had discussed it earlier – the donuts were so fat and puffy that they barely had holes in the middle.  If they were going to get them on, their cocks were going to have to be hard."
Home Alone
  "I remember thinking I wasn’t going to last much longer, when we heard the front door open downstairs. Our hands sprung away like from fire. Jason was wide-eyed. 'Yo – Jason? Bro? You home?' said a voice downstairs. It was Nick, his older brother. We scrambled to put our pants on."
Roommate Service
  "As much as I resented his laziness, I couldn't help but lust after this hot guy.  I lived for the times when he came home from work all sweaty, leaving his bedroom door open a crack so I could sneak a peak while he stripped off his work clothes.  He'd come out in a pair of mesh shorts and a tight t-shirt and I'd watch the firm mounds of his ass as he strode down the hall.
Guys Night In
  A cocky frat boy gets more than he bargained for at the annual frat alumni retreat.
All-U-Can-Eat
  Two waiters, two ostensibly straight kitchen crew members, and an empty restaurant.
Drunken All-Night Fuckfest
  "'Yeah, guys are easier,' I said.  'But you're attracted to girls, so...poor you.'  Chris shrugged - it was true.  'Still, you managed to get off that one time with me.'"
How I Became a Sex Therapist
  "I worked with this guy who said nobody'd ever been able to give him an orgasm..."
Just Doing My Job, Boss
  "He rolled his head back, looking at the ceiling. 'I would eat pussy all day if I could. Any pussy, it wouldn't matter.' He looked at me. His fingers brushed the growing bulge in his briefs. 'Girls tell me that I have a very nice dick.'"
Crazy from the Heat
  "'So we liked jacking off with each other, that doesn't mean we don't like girls,' Neil philosophized as we laid by the pool."
Practice Makes Perfect
  "Dad was standing in the middle of the room; he was wearing his grey workout pants and nothing else.  My dad's a big, muscular guy, and the sober look on his bearded face made me nervous.  He held something in his hand, and looking closer I realized it was my cum rag."
Dumb Jock
  "He opened his eyes, took my head in his big paws, and thrust his dick in and out of my throat.  I felt like I could have been a sheep or a cherry pie."
Unloading Dock
  "Tom watched Billy's butt as it swayed back and forth.  It was a nice butt, tight and cute in navy-blue work trousers.  Looking at it made him feel less bored." 
The Morning After
  Straight dudes share some tough and tender moments.
Bradley Gets Fucked
  Two buddies, the recent stars of an amateur internet video, get up to hijinks when the cameras aren't around.
After Hours
  "He apologized for his girlfriend's behavior.  When we'd finished our beers he leaned into me, smiling slyly.  'Just let me ask you one question,' he said in a low voice.  'Were you really staring at my ass?'”
Riding Bob
  "Through a hole in the fence I could see the highway. Cars would occasionally stream past, making lonely sounds in the warm night air. Bob took my hard dick in his big paw and started stroking me in earnest."
Perfect Fit
  "The briefs were stretched taut to accommodate the loaves of his butt, protruding like a shelf from his arched back.  This was nothing like that manipulative box photo, so eager to turn you on but not wanting to offend. This was the real deal."
The Usual Fantasy
  You know - you see a hot college guy on the street, your mind wanders. It's completely unrealistic but you can't help yourself. You write a story about it even though you know it makes for a sub-par piece of erotic fiction.
What Happens in Vegas...
  ...stays in Vegas; isn't that what they say?
My Sister's Boyfriend Joey
  No relation to my brother's buddy Tony except for my obviously shitty ability at coming up with titles.
Uncle Barry
  A young man's cool uncle shows him what's up.
Hippie Crack
  A chance encounter with a young college stud.
Paul's Den
  My best friend's dad shows me his, uh, "comic book collection"
Lazy Bastard
  A young man is lazily seduced by his aunt's hot, good-for-nothing husband.
Green World
  A trip to Canada, a straight buddy & some alcohol = a porno story.
Super!
  WARNING: This is an erotic fantasy about Bill Cowher.
New Landlord
  For some reason I hate writing these little abstracts. This is a story about a hot Italian landlord who does some hot and nasty things to his tenant.
Hitting Marco's Pipe
  The story of how having sex led me to do drugs.
Little Stud Nurse
  I was sixteen when I had my defining sexual experience. In a strange way, every sexual experience I've had since then has been an attempt to recapture it.
428 College St
  A novella-length erotic story. College boys do drugs, suck each other off, and more.
Perfect Day
  Punk story.
Night Swim
  Based on a dream.
4 Guys Go Camping
  Rimming fantasy.
Horny Straight Scott
  The precurser to 428 College St.
  Incest fantasy of sex between two brothers.
Coffee Shop Cock
  It is what it is.
My Brother's Buddy Tony
  My 'original' nifty story.
Railroad Stud
  I don't have much to say about this story. An exercise in setting.
How It Happened
  Bisexual story. College setting.
Toby's Titty Trick
  Based on somebody I lusted after when I was a freshman in high school.
Breathe In Breathe Out
  My first and only attempt at celebrity fanfiction. Starring two characters from the soap opera "Passions." The actor that played Miguel has since gone on to modest fame for being the gardener in "Desperate Housewives." I just re-read this story, which is basically the first erotic story I ever wrote, and I'm surprised by how much I still like it. If I ever do fan/slash fic again, it will be a scene with Jack and Sawyer from "Lost." Don't hold your breath.